Tony's having a baby! Hooray for Tony!

You know, it seems like almost everyone I know is getting married and/or having children.

At least, everyone I knew in high school.

And in college.

And at my last several jobs.

Basically, anyone I hang out with for a while, and then we lose touch - they then run off and pair up and propagate like crazy. So beware if you're hanging out with me now. Don't stop unless you're really ready. Are you ready for children?