Do I have a mark on me on me that says, "Hey, if you're married, I'd be great for an affair"? I just don't get it.

Why would you even want an affair when you've not yet been married more than a month? Why would you get married when you'd rather be sleeping around? Or if you feel you must do both, why wouldn't you marry someone who you could communicate that to, and come to an understanding together about how it might work? Why sneak around?

Or if you've been married for years, have remained relatively faithful for all of that time, and wish to remain with your spouse, why would you choose to look for sex outside the marriage now?

And why do you think you're going to do it with me?