My dog got in big trouble today.

We heard a knock on the door, so I went to answer it. Turns out the postman had dropped a package for me in front of the doo rather than dropping it by the mailboxesr, had knocked to alert me, and was walking away. This would all have been fine and dandy except that Louie bolted out the door, barking like a mad dog, and chased the mailman down the hallway.

The mailman ran. The dog chased, barking and growling. The mailman looked scared and continued running. I yelled to my dog to stop and sit, and I chased the dog. I caught the dog. I scolded the dog. The mailman gave me an extraordinarily unhappy look and left.

Bad dog, Louie. Not cool at all.